May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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