i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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