he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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