Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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