Buhtt sex?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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