Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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