she smelled like a LAN party
no you cant smoke seaweed
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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