walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
