In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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