quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize