i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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