Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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