We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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