Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
So here I am, sexting at work.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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