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(251): View more from Alabama

About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way

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(613): View more from Ontario

Who pooed in my magic bullet?

(1-613): View more from Ontario

Sorry the bathroom was being used.

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(510): View more from California

Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.

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(519): View more from Ontario

he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.

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(216): View more from Ohio

There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.

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(850): View more from Florida

Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions

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(219): View more from Indiana

Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.

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