If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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