Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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