haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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