if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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