Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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