i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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