You're so nebulous sometimes
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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