I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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