I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I think we might need a safe word for this...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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