jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Can you repeat that, but with context?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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