Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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