I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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