so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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