You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
