he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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