Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
i believe in u and ur pee
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