he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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