that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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