i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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