Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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