There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Operation Purity has been aborted
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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