do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
And then he peed in my hair
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