doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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