OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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