I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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