can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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