ya dads aren't the best wingmen
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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