There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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