In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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