She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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