what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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