I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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