I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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