Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I love you. Go after that dick
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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