I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You made out with two different species that night
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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