I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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