Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
