Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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