He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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