I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
it hurts more in the daytime
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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