He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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