How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you traded sex for a burrito?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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